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Free Local Classified Ads: Man Finds Portal to Another Dimension on Tha Classifieds – Trades for 1996 Honda Civic

September 16
19:54 2024

“Craigslist Never Had Anything Like This,” Says Cory White

In a story that’s blowing up the internet, local man Larry Jenkins is making headlines after an extraordinary transaction on the Free Local Classified Ads website Tha Classifieds led him to accidentally discover a portal to another dimension — and all for the price of a 1996 Honda Civic.

The unbelievable chain of events began when Jenkins, an avid bargain hunter, came across an odd listing under the “Free Stuff” section of the Free Local Classified Ads platform. The ad simply read: “Free Portal – Slightly Used, Still Works, Must Pick Up.

Thinking it was a joke or some weird piece of modern art, Jenkins decided to check it out.

“I figured it was one of those trendy sculpture things, or maybe a homemade hot tub that went wrong,” Jenkins told reporters. But when he showed up at the seller’s address — a suspiciously empty lot — the unthinkable happened. “There it was, just a glowing, swirling vortex in the ground, right there in front of me.”

To his amazement, the seller was totally legit. The previous owner, a mysterious man who only goes by the name “Gary the Traveller,” claimed the portal was “no longer needed” as he had “moved on to time travel,” and was willing to trade it for something more practical.

“Gary said he needed a reliable car for his day job,” Jenkins recalls. “So, I offered him my Civic. It’s in pretty good shape for the year.”

And with that, the deal was done — thanks to the power of Free Local Classified Ads

The Internet Goes Wild

Since Jenkins’ discovery, TikTok, Twitter, and Reddit have exploded with reactions. Videos of Jenkins tossing random objects into the portal have already garnered millions of views. “I threw a frisbee in there,” he says in one viral clip, “and it never came back!”

Some users have speculated that the portal leads to an alternate Earth, where everything is just slightly off — “Like Earth, but with two moons,” tweeted one theorist. Others have proposed more far-fetched ideas, like the portal being a gateway to a parallel universe where time runs backward, or even a direct entrance to the multiverse.

And the theories don’t stop there. Memes have flooded the internet with captions like “Craigslist who?” and “Tha Classifieds – Now Selling Access to Other Realms.”

Where Does the Portal Lead?

Though no one has been brave enough to step through the portal (yet), Jenkins is considering it. “I’ve already thrown in a sandwich, a lawn chair, and my neighbor’s garden gnome,” he says. “But now I’m wondering if I should just dive in.”

While Tha Classifieds, the ultimate Free Local Classified Ads site, hasn’t officially commented on the mind-bending discovery, CEO Cory White cryptically tweeted: “At Tha Classifieds, we connect people to what they need — even if it’s in another dimension.”

As for Jenkins, he’s not charging for access to the portal… for now. “I’m just glad I didn’t list the Civic on Craigslist,” he jokes. “They only have regular dimensions over there.”

Stay tuned as Jenkins continues to explore his new purchase — there’s no telling where (or when) he might end up next. Tha Classifieds truly proves that with Free Local Classified Ads, you can find anything — even a portal to another dimension.

Visit Tha Classifieds Now to find weird objects or post your weird item for others to experience.

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